punishandenslavesuckers:

waetonywae:

despondentparamour:

Astonishing X-Men #16

And the winner is… Kitty Pryde!

I never realized how terrifying her power could be. o __ o

kitty pryde’s powers are actually goddamn terrifying. Think about any hand to hand fight or most armed fights - knives, guns, etc. No matter how big or talented you are she’ll just go ghost until she can get her hand in your chest and knock your heart out of place or something. Her not killing opponents is prolly what’s hard. 

tagged: +boss ass bitch 
tagged: +chris 

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

tagged: +abop tbh 

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

tagged: +later 

ezrabot:

my kink is everyone paying attention to me

yuukikaai:

everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends

tagged: +MEME- EE  +isla 
tomodachicollection:

 i’ve been drawing dicks…

tomodachicollection:

i’ve been drawing dicks…

tagged: +CHLOE 
tagged: +me